Alas- a glimpse of the calendar tells us yet again that a year has sprinted by faster than a Ben Johnston 100. Though the year has held some ups and downs it has more or less transpired without delivering on those expressed wishes from the previous year. In order to try and remedy that I have assembled my personal Christmas wish list which may provide some guidance to my family when trying to buy for the man who eats everything.
- A dog that won't counter jump
- Kids that would counter jump
- Hair that doesn't grow in your ears
- Ears that stop growing
- Hair that grows on your head
- Feet that don't crack
- Cracks that don't feet (I couldn't resist - though I don't know what it means)
- Joints that don't ache
- Nose hair that doesn't resemble piano wire
- Hockey without headshots
- Headshots without hockey
- Less of a mid section
- Less of a top section
- Far less bottom section
- Uninterrupted sleep
- Uninterrupted anything
- The movie Trinity
- Wine that doesn't make you drunk
- Drunks that don't whine
- 4 calling nerds
- 3 french maids
- 2 hurdle shoves
- And a cartilage in a spare knee
Merry Christmas everybody!!
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