In My Empire (Revisited)

I’ve decided to start my own Empire and here are some of the things which would apply:

 

In My Empire II

 

- An election process could only last 4 weeks.

- Money would be no object. The object would be having something to say and the ability to do it.

- Platforms would be read by radio announcers and you would only find out whether the candidate was a man or   woman, black, white, red, yellow, gay or straight after the election took place.

- Airports would cater to passengers

- So would the airlines

- You could keep on the electronic devices and shut off the pilot and attendants.

- Junk mail would be illegal

- Spammers would clean toilets for a living

- You could only offer comment on things which you know something about

- There’d be national healthcare

- You couldn’t own a Hummer of any sort

- Everyone would play an instrument

- Everyone would have to serve in a community service function for one year

- You'd have the right to "bare" arms. Recommended in warm climates.

- You could only provide input on rearing children if you could prove you were a child

- Everyone would be pro choice. You wouldn't have a choice.

- Athletes would be required to sign autographs for kids for 2 hours per day otherwise they couldn’t have the job.

- Mats Sundin would have had to have made a decision by July 1, 2008

- Tickets for sporting events would have to go on sale to kids first at a price they could afford

- Movie stars would have to be told they’re only movie stars

- You could not be on Access Hollywood without committing to 40 hours of community service for each 30 sec segment in which you appear.

- Every religion would have one common day of celebration recognizing the other religions. You couldn’t practice your religion until you participated in this holiday

- One day a year would be given to agnostics (I swear to God)

- Students would get to choose their reading material

- Reality TV could only be shown on the Fiction Channel

- Moms and Dads could get free baby sitting whenever they wanted

- The most money you could make in a year would be 10,000,000. dollars

- There would be no such thing as stale cookies

- Cigarettes would be healthy

- Doctors and Nurses would make the same

- Firefighters, Policeman and Healthcare workers would be the highest paid civil servants. Politicians would be the lowest paid and could only serve until they found a real job.

- If someone in your family was President that would be it for your lineage.